Coming to Terms with My Alcoholism

I was well into 18 months of sobriety before I could say “alcoholic” out loud when referring to “my problem”.  In fact, it wasn’t until I went into the AA rooms and said, “Hi, I’m Sherry and I’m an alcoholic” that I really came to terms with it.

Up until then I was a “problem drinker”.  I fully expected to get sober, figure out what my problem was (childhood trauma, empty nest syndrome, stress, whatever) and then I would be able to drink like a normal person…you know…the way I used to drink.

The only flaw in that logic was that I NEVER drank like a normie.  Here’s why…

  • Normal people don’t watch other people’s wine glasses and mentally comment on what is left in the glass.
  • Normal people don’t worry about getting “enough”.
  • Normal people don’t try and convince everyone to keep drinking when they want to go home.
  • Normal people don’t dread last call.
  • Normal people don’t plan their entire day or weekend around when and how they will drink.
  • Normal people aren’t devastated when an event is cancelled, not because they were really looking forward to the event, but because they were really looking forward to an excuse to drink.
  • Normal people don’t look for excuses to drink.  They either drink or they don’t…end of shory.
  • Normal people have no reason to lie about their drinking – especially to themselves.
  • Normal people don’t lie to their doctors about how much they drink – they don’t have to because it’s not a big deal.  (Okay..maybe some do but it doesn’t have an impact because they are normal.)
  • Normal people don’t blackout on a nightly basis or everytime they drink. 
  • Normal people don’t write notes to themselves in said blackout that say, “Normal people don’t drink like you do.”
  • Normal people don’t make their children cry because of their drinking.
  • Normal people don’t consistently Google, “Am I drinking too much?” and take the tests over and over again hoping for a different result. (That’s the definition of crazy you know.)
  • Normal people don’t hoard alcohol because they’re afraid that they’ll be a snowstorm, blackout, monsoon or apocalypse and they might run out (I am not even kidding about this).
  • Normal people don’t spend all day looking forward to that first drink in the evening like it’s Christmas.
  • Normal people don’t have tryglyceride levels of 580 (they should be lower than 150 – mine are now down to 118…woot!).

This is how I FINALLY admitted that I was a full blown drunk.  Didn’t matter how “high functioning” I was.  Didn’t matter that I went to work everyday, cared for my children, loved my husband, cleaned the house, cooked food…none of that mattered.  What mattered was that I was not one of the normal people.

And the feeling that I had once I made this admission?



4 thoughts on “Coming to Terms with My Alcoholism

  1. I still struggle to say alcoholic out loud because I think people will think I'm over-dramatising! Most people around me, family and friends, I still think they kind of doubt whether I even had to stop or had that big of a problem. But in my own head I definitely know that I am an alcoholic and I had to stop for every reason you list above. I love that list. Normal drinkers don't fill the glass to the rim and slurp the top down straight away (like I used to). And normal drinkers don't look forward to binging heavily on wine like I used to. Loving your honest sharing as always. xxxx

  2. Ooooohhhhh…I completely forgot about buying oversized wine glasses and filling them to the rim and then slurping off the top part so they wouldn't spill…yeah…good times.


    Thanks for commenting Mrs. D! As always…you rock.

  3. I relate to so much of this list. I can't even count how many invitations I turned down because there wasn't going to be alcohol there. I used to look at other drinkers and wonder if they felt like they were getting away with something, which is what I felt like when I drank. Great post!

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